Instead of apologizing for time lost or making up for it with summaries or excuses, I give you haiku(s) about shoe(s).
Yes I definitely did just quote Chumbawamba. Enter me, Thursday midday, a video on Martin Luther King Jr. and 8 Korean 7-year-old girls. Which, in Western age, means they’re 6 (here, I googled that for you.).
The kids were super bored. Like crazy bored. I think every one of the 8 in the room had said “This isn’t a funny one.” What they really wanted was a video called Arctic Antics that sings about penguins and seals and the circle of life in the ocean.
“No, it’s not.” I rebutted. “But it’s something you have to learn.”
Ew, gross. I thought. I can’t believe I just said that.
That question comes from my final interview on Sunday, August 5th.
My thought process in 1.5 seconds went as such: Am I keen on moving out of the United States? Yes. Am I keen on getting my career started? Absolutely. Children? Well…
Definitely, a lie.